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    In this thread: You ask me anything

    A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide says "On any day except Tuesday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer" . The man seems pretty impressed, and so he shouts down: Why not on Tuesday? and the voice from in the well shouts back: Because on Tuesday, its your day in the well.
    Doesn't have to be forum related.

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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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    What size bra do you wear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UrBaN View Post
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    Forty two

    How old is too old?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UrBaN View Post
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    Oddly enough the answer to this is "Q".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Outsider View Post
    What size bra do you wear?
    Whatever is left behind on the floor in the morning is gonna be fine!

    Boo-ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by R3D View Post
    How old is too old?
    Not sure about this one but for too young: divide your age by 2 and add 7.

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    Have you ever willingly gone to watch a movie about sparkly vampires...?


    also...because I have no idea....do you work at the ph shop...? Or are you just another admin...?
    Last edited by Jan Spies; 27-08-2010 at 02:40 PM.
    it's a trap!!11!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jan Spies View Post
    Have you ever willingly gone to watch a movie about sparkly vampires...?
    What are sparkly vampires?

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    fair enough

    also...I obviously edited my post while you were posting...sorry 'bout that :/ but there's another question now.
    it's a trap!!11!

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    why is it illegal to wound someone for idiocy?

    Play games, not platforms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jan Spies View Post
    also...because I have no idea....do you work at the ph shop...? Or are you just another admin...?
    Nothing to do with the shop at all.

    In fact, I pre-date the shop! Hah! Take that interwebs!

    In the beginning there was CU & Veng and they made the mistake of making me an Admin. Then they left to do whatever it is that forum legends do when they leave and in came Firestar and Artagra. Artagra immediately stopped posting for 4 years and Firestar foolishly kept me on as an Admin.

    I used to be Boots if that helps at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    why is it illegal to wound someone for idiocy?
    This is not so much a moral or ethical issue as it is pure logistics... If we were to go about wounding everyone who displayed any idiotic tendencies the whole place would be a mess. This is especially so on the interwebs.

    Also, that old driving metaphor is worth considering: Everyone driving faster than you is an idiot and everyone driving slower that you is an idiot. Or in other words: One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

    Know what I mean?

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    oh ja! I remember that nick

    Here's another one.......if you could clone yourself and make your clone the opposite gender...would you..well....essentially....hook up with yourself?
    it's a trap!!11!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ross View Post
    Know what I mean?
    No not really...

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    ja true

    Play games, not platforms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jan Spies View Post
    oh ja! I remember that nick

    Here's another one.......if you could clone yourself and make your clone the opposite gender...would you..well....essentially....hook up with yourself?
    Good question!

    I am sure that the more narcissistic among us would have no hesitation in doing so but I have some concerns.

    Firstly, I am pretty sure I would make a pretty hot girl. I base this upon nothing else than my already over-flowing man bra, my petite wrists and ankles and my biblical hair.

    That being said. I know what men are really like (being one and everything) and I know that all men are pigs. Some hide it better than others but all men are pigs. Not a chance I am having anything to do with them no matter how wavy and hypnotic their hair might be.

    If I have daughters I am raising them lesbian as well.
    Last edited by Ross; 27-08-2010 at 02:56 PM. Reason: spelling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Outsider View Post
    No not really...
    We are all idiots in one way or at some time or another. Do we really want to be wounded for it?

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    Is it lupus?

    Play games, not platforms

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    Confusion....there was much :S But I get what you mean now, nice answer
    it's a trap!!11!

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